In season 1, the lady from the show Home Improvement says to Rosco (paraphrase) 'I think we can trust them. Those Dukes are just a bunch of good ole country folk.' Rosco says, 'I'm as country as grits-n-gravy and I can't be trusted... er if I was a Duke.' Can somebody help me with this one? Boss says, 'Rosco I won ____ medals in ____ wars and nothing makes me more nervous then when you say ______. ' That one cracked me up but I can't remember it exactly. Please help w/ this one too. Sherriff Little tears into Rosco bigtime calling him Coalbrain (wish I could remember the whole tirade- classic) to which Rosco responds, 'The name's Coltrane- there's no brain in it.' Please help if you remember those quotes in their entirety. Thanks and what a great site. DOH is the greatest show of all-time and it's not even close.