Written by: "Bobbi Raye Duke"

 

**BUTT KISSING WILL NOW COMMENCE**
All characters/TV shows involved in the following are property of Warner
Brothers/BBC Productions and not the author, sans the new ones no one's heard
of; Grape Nuts is pimped by Post. New characters are property of (c) Carolyn
Marie Gates Original Characters 2002. Anyone who attempts to steal or pimp
her characters will be roped, hog tied and vigorously flogged with a Catwoman
whip. LOL! :) No profit gain is intended by the pimping of the original DOH
characters/MPFC/Grape Nuts/Post, this is solely for entertainment's
sake/creative expression, ladda ladda ladda.
**END OF BUTT-KISSING TRANSMISSION**

**Author's note: Those of you who may be familiar with the famous lumberjack
routine on the TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus will know about this.
It's a Dukes of Hazzard version of it.**

*Bo/Daisy walk out in front of viewers, with woods/wilderness behind them,
banjos pick out happy melody, Bo is peppy, Daisy stands beside him, smiling
proudly*

Bo:

I'm a redneck,
and that's okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day

Rednecks *sitting around/on top General Lee nearby*:

He's a redneck,
and that's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day

Bo:

I drive my car,
I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Rednecks:

He drives his car,
he eats his lunch,
he goes to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
and has buttered scones for tea.

He's a redneck,
and that's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Bo:

I drive my car,
I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers
I like to put on Daisy Dukes
And hang around in bars

Rednecks:

He drives his car,
he skips and jumps,
he likes to press wild flowers.
He likes to put on Daisy Dukes
And... *rednecks suddenly shocked and baffled* ...hang around in bars?!

He's a redneck, and that's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Bo:

I drive my car
I wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama
*Daisy pauses, suddenly starts crying*

Rednecks:

He drives his car
He wears high---*rednecks protesting indistinctly, shocked, all depart from
General Lee, appalled*

Bo:

--suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama!

*music stops*

Daisy, crying:

And ah thought you was rugged! *slaps Bo in stomach, runs away crying*

Bo *awkwardly, birds tweeting in background w/sound of creek running* : :))

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